Ok, this is a bit of a random mystery. I was reading in the garden the other weekend, went to make a cup of tea and when I went back outside, half a human poo had appeared on the grass. I panicked a bit and got rid of it before I took a photo, so I’ve recreated the scene using felt tip pens.
My first thought was that it fell from a plane. This can happen; (http://bit.ly/heSIdo)
Other people (credits below) suggested that our neighbours threw it over the fence because they hate us (not true), or one of us got caught short in the garden (not true). One mate emailed to check it wasn’t left over from us looking after her dogs a few weeks ago, another reassured me that cats can lay some crazy logs. Anyway, it is a mystery. A mystery with layers to it; where did it come from? Where is the other half? Why did it appear then?
Thanks to Sue (for cat advice), Tracy (labrador owner), Juliet (link to support my plane theory), Richy Rich (random suggestions)