Im hoping the statute of limitations has passed on this one and everyone involved has retired When I was working as a research assistant at the other Hometowny university I was given a very important job by the head of the school Could I oversee the printing of the end report for a very large five year programme of work It was going to take the form of a big glossy brochure to be mailed out to everyone and their dog

I took this very seriously travelling backwards and forwards from the printers proof reading checking proof reading again checking and more checking Eventually everything was signed off for printing and two weeks later boxes and boxes were delivered to the school office I couldn’t wait to see the finished version I opened the first box and lifted out a very stylish glossy A4 booklet Lovely lovely It really did look good I opened the first page and had a little flick through Wait a minute What What the fuck Something very weird has happened Where’s the punctuation Help