The Great Western Rail experience;

“Hello, can I have a cheese and tomato toastie on crusty farmhouse white bread, please?”

“Sorry, but we don’t have any tomatoes.”

“Ah, never mind. Toasted cheese then.”

“Er, we are out of cheese”.

“Oh.  Toast then.”

“Yes, but it will have to be brown bread.”

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