Football club

“Hey LB! Did you go to football club after school?”
“Yes Mum.”
“What was it like?”
“Fine Mum.”
“Cool. Did you score any goals?”
“No Mum. I was the goalie Mum.”
“Very cool! Did you save lots of goals?”
“No Mum.”
“Oh, did you let many goals in?”
“Yes Mum.”
“Oh. How many did they score?”
“Hundreds Mum.”
“Oh. Never mind. Do you like playing football?”
“No Mum. Not really.”