“Mum?”

“Yes?”

“Mum?”

“Yes?”

“Mum?”

“Yes?”

“Mum?”

“Yes?”

“Mum?”

“YEEEESSSS?”

“Mum?

…

“Mum?”

“STOP SAYING MUM ALL THE TIME. Whaddayawant LB????”

“Mum…Do you like Irish lorries, Mum?”

“No.”

“OK, Mum.”