The phone (2)

If we ask LB to get the phone, he usually shouts at it “Whatdoyouwant???” until it stops ringing. Tonight was progress. With a big fat P.

“LB! Get the phone!”
“Who me Mum?”
“Yes, quick!”
“Do I have to Mum?”
“Yes, quick before it stops ringing.”
“BLOODY PHONE. I hate it.”
“Just do it.”
“HELLO! HELLO! WHAT.DO.YOU.WANT??”
“Who is it?”
WHATEVER!
“Who was it LB?”
“Recorded message Mum.”

The phone call

[ring ring…. ring ring….]
“LB! Can you get the phone?!”
[...ring ring…. ring ring….]
“I don’t know where it is Mum.”
[…ring ring…ring ring…]
“LOOK FOR IT! Hurry up!”
[…ring ring…. ring ring….]
“I don’t want to look for it Mum!”
[…ring ring…. ring ring….]
“Just get the phone LB and bring it here.”
[…ring ring…. ring ring….]
Can’t find it Mum! I.can’t.find.it!”
[…ring ring…. ring ring….]
“Look properly. It’s probably on the charger.”
[…ring ring…. ring ring….]
“WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT ANYWAY????”
[…ring]
“It stopped Mum.”